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Are you mask free and living your life like a human being? Then you are one of those horrific murderers who pass on pathogens to innocent victims of your carelessness!

Lives are at stake and you still think breathing air like a human is a priority? What is wrong with you? You are nothing but a selfish mouth-breather! Or nose breather! Or…whatever…

This is the new normal! The era of Covid-19! It’s a pandemic, for the love of all that is holy!!! Get your mask, get your goggles, get your gloves!

Also, force others to die so you can virtuously stay at home.

Because that's how much you care.

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Alison Moore Smith is a 57-year-old entrepreneur. She has been (very happily) married to Samuel M. Smith for 36 years. They are the parents of six incredible children and the grandparents to one astounding ginger grandson.

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