Body Midlife Hacks
How to Fall Asleep and Stay Asleep in Midlife
Sharing a bedroom with my older sister as children, I drove the poor girl nuts. She (literally, no hyperbole) learned to go to sleep with her fingers in her ears. As a true blue night owl from my earliest memories (at two years old and still in diapers!) I well...
Is Liquid Einstein Worth It?
You’ve heard of energy drinks. Have you heard of a nootropic focus drink to help with brain fog? If not, you are not alone. I'd never heard of such a thing until the company reached out asking if I'd like to try the Liquid Einstein Quantum Orange. Per usual, I said I...
Affordable Home Workout Equipment for Midlife
Looking for affordable workout equipment you can use from home? Strength training is so important in midlife! Today I’m doing an unboxing and quick review of two great home gym sets from Bob & Brad. https://youtu.be/gOYobZK-Kpo Stretch Workout Bands I test out the...
Racism, Hairism, Jerks, and a Simple Solution
I'd rather be dead than red in the head. I grew up hating my flaming ginger hair, hearing such brilliant repartee as that above. Once I entered public school, I quickly learned it was the worst possible physical trait, the root of all evil, the spawn of satan....
5 Ways to Conquer a Midlife Crisis
If a midlife crisis is getting you down, don't despair. If it's too late for that advice, then close your eyes, take a deep cleansing breath, and get ready to step forward with faith. You really can make your second half the better half—but it will take some tenacity,...
Achedaway Pro Massage Gun Unboxing and Review
Some amazing massage guns have been reviewed here. First, there was my Theragun G3Pro. Next, you saw the RENPHO massage gun. This year, I’m trying out another personal percussion muscle massage gun, the Achedaway Pro. See what this massage gun has to offer!...
Are You Mask Free? You Have Blood on Your Hands!
Are you mask free and living your life like a human being? Then you are one of those horrific murderers who pass on pathogens to innocent victims of your carelessness! Lives are at stake and you still think breathing air like a human is a priority? What is wrong with...
15 Genius Amazon Buys to Make Midlife Easier
Are you a big shopper? Shopping is not one of my preferred leisure activities. I'm also something of a midlife minimalist. Still, I often come across products that just make life easier, more productive, less painful, and overall just better. I've gathered some...
Everything You Need to Know About Facemasks
Is it worth dying to go without a facemask? Is it worth killing someone to go mask free? Those are the questions being asked on a daily basis. Or are the covid-19 questions really something different? Hint: they are different. The questions usually asked of those of...
Midlife Skin? I Tried 3 New Skincare Products
Last June I decided to get a wee bit more intentional than my super lazy soap and water routine. These are the products I added to my skincare regimen: ArtNaturals face serum set (or Tree of Life face serum set)CeraLift ceramides and antioxidantsKilla kit by ZitSticka...
Renpho Deep Tissue Massager Review
Last year I did an unboxing and review of the Theragun I got for Christmas. I still love my machine! But when my kids were using it more than I was, I realized a deep tissue massage gun would be a great gift for a lucky someone. Renpho Deep Tissue Massager to the...
5 Dumb Defenses of J.Lo & Shakira in the Super Bowl Halftime Show + BONUS
Was the Super Bowl halftime show empowering or objectifying? Did you love Jennifer Lopez pole dancing and crotch flashing while Shakira popped her hips while binding herself with a rope? Or did you prefer the big booty twerk off while little girls were crowding the...